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Trust the Greeks! A bus takes you to the port of Patra and from there it’s a quick ferry trip over to spigen cover iphone 6s Sami in Kefalonia, then back onto the bus before you finally disembark in the capital of Kefalonia, Argostoli.

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The largest of the Ionian Islands, Kefalonia is a popular destination for travellers.